November 2011
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October 2011
4 posts
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cafeballad replied to your photo: Blingee sent me this for my birthday today?…
Happy birthday, dear!
Thank you!
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September 2011
17 posts
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WatchJON BATES, YOU ARE MY LIFE NOW AGAIN.
BBDLP1 is flawless. Get it here for free.
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Somebody called me a feminist today in a manner that suggested it was meant to be some sort of extremely grave insult.
Much laughter ensued but I do wonder when “feminist” turned into a bad word. Sad.
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A Message To Women From A Man: You Are Not “Crazy”... →
I agree with some of the commenters saying this is a very anecdotal and perhaps generalized and/or biased piece but it’s nonetheless important and something I seem to see in my friends and friends of friends, etc. all the time.
A good friend of mine has been in a relationship with an abusive asshole for the past seven years because he’s gaslighting the shit out of her. I know she...
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August 2011
5 posts
My life, so far, translated into Wu-Tang...
gravyholocaust:
The Childhood years - S.T.R.E.A.M. Sleeping & Toys Rule Everything Around Me
The Teen years - C.R.E.A.M. Cash Rules Everything Around Me
The College years - D.R.E.A.M. Drugs Rule Everything Around Me
The Work years - S.C.R.E.A.M. Shitty Corporations Rule Everything Around Me
For God's sake, give me hope tumblr!!! Who was...
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1985, beetches.
1986
July 8, 1981 at 2:20 p.m. (What, too specific?)
1983, Year of the Rat, bishes.
1985. Hell yeah.
March 13, 1987!
1987
1987. Reprazent.
Lovely spam, wonderful spam: SELF ESTEEM TEST... →
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covertpervertstalkershrine:
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teammoose:
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profoundboners:
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68/100
lower than I thought???
92/100. Awww yeah.
“Animals are brown
Trees in summer
Life without you
would be a bummer.”
– A great poet. (me)
July 2011
20 posts
IT'S ME
You: why is this dog wearing my cape
You: it's my cape
You: it doesn't even fit
Stranger: you should probably take it back
Stranger: its a dog
Stranger: dogs dont wear capes
You: what happens if they start wearing capes
You: that would be bad
Stranger: get cape
Stranger: wear cape
Stranger: fly
You: flying dogs
You: we're doomed
Stranger: with little guitars too
You: that sound like dolphins when played
Stranger: i think if it were cats flying wed be doomed
Stranger: dogs are harmless
Stranger: theyd just want to be your friend
You: and stupid
Stranger: you could probably throw a ball and theyd fly after it
Stranger: then you could make your escape
Stranger: a cat would be like "fuck no, im scratching the shit out of you"
John Maus - Quantum Leap
Fuckin’ John Maus.
Watchwildbeastsfans:
New music video. Directed By Daniel Brereton.
How are Wild Beasts so good?
Advice
If at some point in your adolescence somebody comes up to you and says “hey, ever thought of running an art gallery when you’re older?”, here’s what you need to do:
Stare them down
Really, stare them down
Once they’re adequately bemused, you walk away
Never look back
Then become a plumber.
Anonymous asked: i have pretty elaborate erotic dreams about you
ouijaboo:
Black Student Prevented From Being Valedictorian, Despite Highest GPA
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jonathan-cunningham:
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jonathan-cunningham:
Wimberly’s mother is the school’s “certified media specialist.” She says in the federal discrimination complaint that after her daughter had been told she would be valedictorian, the mother heard “in the copy room that same day, other...
Anonymous asked: yr a diamond, shiny diamond, and i am merely just a man.
maxinator asked: CAN WE BE BFFZ?
Love, lolsummer69
Love, lolsummer69
@Max
It’s increasingly impossible to reach you these days and I know you check this compulsively/hit F5 every three seconds so answer me now, goddammit. I really need to confirm Wednesday night because of the table situation and whatnot.
I love you, baby. You’re every straight girl’s gay bff’s dream. Little nipples too.
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink5(dot)com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
May 2011
2 posts
Bartlet: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: I don't say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
President Josiah Bartlet: Yes it does. Leviticus.
Dr. Jenna Jacobs: 18:22.
President Josiah Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I have you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that, can I ask another? My Chief of Staff Leo McGarry insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it okay to call the police? Here's one that's really important because we've got a lot of sports fans in this town: touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you? One last thing: while you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.
April 2011
29 posts
