IT'S ME
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You: why is this dog wearing my cape
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You: it's my cape
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You: it doesn't even fit
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Stranger: you should probably take it back
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Stranger: its a dog
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Stranger: dogs dont wear capes
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You: what happens if they start wearing capes
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You: that would be bad
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Stranger: get cape
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Stranger: wear cape
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Stranger: fly
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You: flying dogs
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You: we're doomed
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Stranger: with little guitars too
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You: that sound like dolphins when played
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Stranger: i think if it were cats flying wed be doomed
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Stranger: dogs are harmless
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Stranger: theyd just want to be your friend
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You: and stupid
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Stranger: you could probably throw a ball and theyd fly after it
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Stranger: then you could make your escape
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Stranger: a cat would be like "fuck no, im scratching the shit out of you"
